The Pooper Pack boxed set and its three parody toilet paper rolls on a display plinth in a starship hangar

For the fan who has everything.

The gift they
won’t see
coming.

A little fandom. A little bathroom humor.
A very different kind of gift.

The Pooper Pack Three parody rolls. One unforgettable gift. $32.99

Birthdays with a twistHoliday gift exchangesJust-because laughs

Every fan has a favorite

Choose your side.

Three familiar characters. One very different job.
Find the one that matches their sense of humor.

Straight from our Etsy shop

Gift-givers have spoken.

5.0★★★★★148 reviews on Etsy · 671 sales

  • ★★★★★

    Bought this as a gag gift, and it elicited a tremendously great reaction indeed!

    Robbie · Feb 2026 · Use The Force

  • ★★★★★

    It’s so great my husband wants to keep it forever!

    Etsy buyer · Apr 2026 · Storm Pooper Toilet Paper

  • ★★★★★

    How fun to wash hands with Yoda. Perfect gift for any occasion.

    Gale · Aug 2026 · Wash Your Hands You Must

  • ★★★★★

    This item received quite the chuckle from my boyfriend. Comedy gold! Can't wait to see how the recipient reacts👍👍

    Jasmine · Dec 2025 · DooDoo or DooDoo Not

  • ★★★★★

    Great white elephant gift! Fan favorite

    Christine · Dec 2025 · Use The Force

  • ★★★★★

    So cool! Super fast shipping, and a big hit for my husband, who is a big Star Wars fan.

    Mary · Dec 2025 · The Pooper Pack

Written by verified buyers on our Etsy shop and copied as they wrote them. Ratings as of October 2026. Read every review on Etsy

Wash Your Hands You Must dispenser styled beside a sink in a warm, modern bathroom

A little character, every day.

Even the sink
can have
a sense of humor.

A familiar bit of wisdom for a very ordinary routine. Meet the refillable “Wash Your Hands You Must” soap dispenser.

Meet the soap dispenser Dispenser only. Soap not included.

Give them a story to tell.

A good gift.
An even better
reaction.

For the birthday you nearly forgot. The gift exchange you want to win. Or the person who knows every line of every movie.

Choose a little surprise that speaks their language.

Find their gift
Pooper Pack gift set on an oak table with ivory wrapping paper and black ribbon

A long time ago, in a bathroom not so far away…

Episode II

A New Roll

It is a period of gift-giving uncertainty. Fans everywhere already own every mug, every sock and every T-shirt in the galaxy.

From a small base in St. Louis, Missouri, a band of fans at Disruption Products set out to make a different kind of gift. A bit of parody. A shared joke. Something they’ll remember.

Now the boxed set, a glow in the dark decal and a soap dispenser with a familiar bit of wisdom are ready for duty, waiting for the moment someone opens the box…

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